I'm Rita, I'm a 15 year old fangirl that loves klaine, crisscolfer, Harry Potter, A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, Doctor Who, Supernatural, The Avengers, Hannibal, Sherlock, Divergent and many other things

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

belligerentbagel:

[less of natasha being an emotionally cold, super scary spy and more about her being a secret troll and epic dork please]

clint’s like, i’m hungry

hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth

Tony Stark’s face is my face when puns are in the air.

Idea from this post by actualmenacebuckybarnes. This was fun to do, but I’m kind of craving a proper soft preetzel now.

seriouslyamerica:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.

NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.

heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

narcissamafoy:

Draco throwing Harry his wand (x)

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

@DarrenCriss: Deeply sad to hear Robin Williams has left us. Thank you for the inspiration, man- I wouldn’t be doing what I do now if it weren’t for you.

minutemanworld:

ladyhistory:

More this-is-getting-out-of-hand Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V

I must admit, the “British are red, continentals are blue,” one made me laugh

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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