I'm Rita! I'm a 15 year old fangirl that loves klaine, crisscolfer, Harry Potter, A Very Potter Musical/Sequel, Doctor Who, Supernatural, The Avengers, Hannibal, Sherlock, Divergent and many other things! :D --- I'm the awesome girlfriend xD You guys should follow Rita 'cus she's the most amazing person ever! <3 xx

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

likeappletrees:

zan77:

I’m suddenly struck with how if you remove the subtitles this just looks like a vintage anonymous hookup in a gay bar

with the subtitles it looks like a vintage hookup in a gay bar

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

fashionhasnogender:

I only just noticed that his pajamas are monogrammed. With a crown.

fashionhasnogender:

I only just noticed that his pajamas are monogrammed. With a crown.

eyefuckingcandy:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

It’s called Karma, Paul.

I needed this laugh.

dontgigglesherlock:

its-usually-subtext:

thorki-hiddlesworth:

tugamaggie:

mylastchances:

hammer-in-my-pants:

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

Make the clock reverseBring back what once was mine Heal what has been hurtChange the fates design Save what has been lostBring back what once was mineWhat once was mine 

THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

ACTUAL TEARS.  You have my actual tears on your hands goddammit.

I HADN’T EVEN FINISHED LAUGHING YET GOD

Literally my reaction:

And then I cried

dontgigglesherlock:

its-usually-subtext:

thorki-hiddlesworth:

tugamaggie:

mylastchances:

hammer-in-my-pants:

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

Make the clock reverse

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Bring back what once was mine 

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Heal what has been hurt

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Change the fates design

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Save what has been lost

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Bring back what once was mine

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What once was mine

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THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

ACTUAL TEARS.  You have my actual tears on your hands goddammit.

I HADN’T EVEN FINISHED LAUGHING YET GOD

Literally my reaction:

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And then I cried

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