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pizzaforpresident:

fffcuk:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

Source: pizzaforpresident
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itsallinyourheadharry:

New Who : Companions that never were.

Source: itsallinyourheadharry
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seems-totally-legit: theprincessofjohndave: Coraline (2009) now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.

seems-totally-legit:

theprincessofjohndave:

Coraline (2009)

now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation

now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.

Source: corpsie
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beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

Source: lampghost
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poisonous-faygo: 180mph: sexhaver: aliciasaidwhaaat: beckyangelix: frustgaytion:   NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME. Too fucking spider like. me on my way to ah fuck it lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.

poisonous-faygo:

180mph:

sexhaver:

aliciasaidwhaaat:

beckyangelix:

frustgaytion:

 

NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.

Too fucking spider like.

me on my way to ah fuck it

lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl

I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.

Source: tibets
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vanillish:

Enough about yahoo lets talk about me

Source: vanillish
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nostopdasgay: disney-thing: this is the cutest thing i’m going to cry

nostopdasgay:

disney-thing:

this is the cutest thing

i’m going to cry

Source: disney-thing
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kingcheddarxvii:

YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

Source: kingcheddarxvii
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laugh-til-ya-fart:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

cannibalism

Hailing satan

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DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.

100% FUCKING MAJESTIC

Source: youarefuckingmajestic
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